Archive for August, 2007

17
Aug
07

Martha Stewart Parody

Candid Martha Stewart as rarely seen publically! You too, can interact with Martha Stewart’s fans- the Stewies, visit Martha Stewart’s private museum- The Odditorium, do lunch with Martha Stewart and Bill Clinton, follow Martha Stewart’s Star Fleet career a.k.a. the Omnimedia, attend a wild party with Martha Stewart, witness Martha Stewart’s hula and uke solo, and more. It’s a good thing… Enjoy!


Read it in full on Mrs Megabyte

17
Aug
07

The Spork Page

A spork is a blend of spoon and a fork. It is round like a spoon,and shallow enough to consume liquids, with 3 or 4 tines, or prongs,on the end that act like a fork. The prongs may be used to consume substances like meat and poultry.


This not to be confused with a foon, the inverse of a spork.


Read it in full on The Spork Page

17
Aug
07

Worst Country Song Titles

Naturally, you’ll be wondering what an erudite gentleman such as I would be doing with such a list on his site. A few summers ago, I had the pleasure of shooting a documentary on rodeos. It was a wonderful experience, with one exception. PA announcers at rodeos have this terrible predisposition towards playing country music at high decibel levels, virtually non-stop.

In addition to driving my sound guys crazy, this led to the discovery that our entire crew had pretty much reached our maximum saturation point for country music…. after the first rodeo. By the end of the summer, I found myself actually singing along with a song about how “I’m married to a waitress and I don’t even know her name.”


Read it in full on Downstream

17
Aug
07

Bad Analogies Page

The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn’t.

McBride fell twelve stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty Bag filled with vegetable soup.

Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.


Read more on Bad Analogies

17
Aug
07

Molecules with Silly or Unusual Names

Believe it or not, some chemists do have a sense of humour, and this page is a testament to that. Here we’ll show you some real molecules that have unusual, ridiculous or downright silly names.


Read it in full on Silly Molecules




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